,心灵鸡汤看多了？那我们来点砒霜吧。美国老牌动画笑剧《辛普森一家》台词诙谐搞笑，玄色诙谐频出。本期 口语为你送上它的10句犀利语录。,1. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds!
念书没用！我只读过一本叫《杀死一只知更鸟》的书，读完之后我照样不知道怎么杀死知更鸟！,2. What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back home anyway.
出门的意义在那里？横竖早晚还得回家。,3. You've got the brains and talent to go as far as you want, and when you do I'll be right there to borrow money.
你这么伶俐机智又先天异禀，梦想一定会实现。你梦想实现的那天，我一定会陪在你身边，向你乞贷。,4. It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.
说谎需要两小我私人：一小我私人说谎，另一小我私人听着。,5. Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
婚姻就是一口棺材，生一个娃就往上敲一个钉。,6. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try.
你们全力了但败得很惨。获得的教训就是：永远不要实验。,7. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
儿子，若是你想在生掷中获得什么，你就得支出起劲去争取。好了别吵了！彩票快开奖了。,8. How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
教育怎么可能让人变伶俐？横竖我每次学到新器械，脑子里就装不下旧器械。,9. To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
敬酒精！生掷中一切问题的原由和谜底。,10. Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.